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Copyright Infringement Hornets discovered in Santa Cruz

The discovery of a newly-invasive species of insect, dubbed the Copyright Infringement Hornet, is causing quite the buzz around Santa Cruz County. The bug is native to Russia, so it is not yet known how they made it all the way across the sea.  The hornets were first found on this past Tuesday by amateur entomologist Hedd Thrax Abdulmen while he was searching for the probably fake Ohlone Tiger Beetle in upper campus of UCSC. “I was just lookin’ through the grass when I heard this creepy noise. I followed it and came upon...

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