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Rodent Fight Night

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Ever wondered who would win in a fight between these popular fun-guys? We consulted our top rodent scientists,...
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Copyright Infringement Hornets discovered in Santa Cruz

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The discovery of a newly-invasive species of insect, dubbed the Copyright Infringement Hornet, is causing quite the buzz around Santa Cruz County....
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Local Literary Magazine Bombarded With Hundreds Of “Pieces” Titled “Love In The Time Of Corona”

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Name a catastrophe and I’ll tell you about a group of people who tried to exploit it for personal gain. It is,...
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Landlord Won’t Stop Talking About the Musical “Rent”

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It’s confirmed: Alicia Topin of Gilroy California has the worst landlord ever. While the owner of the complex that Alicia lives in,...
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The 10 Best Ways to End Your Essay

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Once again, final papers season is upon us. Writing a 10 page essay about post- Brutalist architecture is easy enough, but how...
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Georgia Takes Reopening Too Far, Accidentally Building 20 New Denny’s Restaurants

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“At first we just meant to just play around with wood and tools since we hadn’t been outside for a while, and...
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Manager Review – Ted Klipner, By Adam Sandler

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Hello my adoring fans, its ME, adam stanler, probalby better known by the ladies as the SEXIST man alive. I would review...
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Charlie Sheen Has Vietnam Scene Flashback

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Recently, actor Charlie Sheen who has described his attitude towards life and his HIV diagnosis as positive, revealed in an interview that...
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Face Mask Prevents Courtesy Smile, Man Takes A Stand

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The Courtesy Smile is an evil, whose swift ubiquitous destruction would bring about public rejoice, 30-day cruise ship festivals, and worldwide cease-fires....
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