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Georgia Takes Reopening Too Far, Accidentally Building 20 New Denny’s Restaurants

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Charlie Sheen Has Vietnam Scene Flashback

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Face Mask Prevents Courtesy Smile, Man Takes A Stand

The Courtesy Smile is an evil, whose swift ubiquitous destruction would bring about public rejoice, 30-day cruise ship festivals, and worldwide cease-fires....