Fish Rap Live

Newly leaked FBI documents containing graphic photographs, internal memos, and eye witness accounts chronicle a decades-long cover up of President Gerald Ford’s “humongous” member. According to one 1972 report, it was a “true battering ram,” measuring up to several feet and “constantly erect”. Focus groups’ reactions to footage of Ford clumsily attempting to navigate narrow hallways led the FBI to declare the lengthy presidential pecker was “one more national embarrassment than the White House could handle,” post-Watergate.  Millions of dollars were spent on custom khakis with an extra leg...