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Introducing Slugopoly, The Hottest Game of 2020

Oh boy slap an amendment on your Christmas lists mothersluggers, cause we got the hottest gift of the Holiday season right here...

Stephen Breyer Already Made Merch in Anticipation of Becoming Next Big Feminist Icon

“So what? You’re telling me that Kagan and Sotomayor just get to skip the line for the next feminist icon because they’re...

You Won’t Believe What These Celebrities Look Like Now (#4 Will Cause a Brain Aneurysm)

Celebrities, we love 'em. They're like regular people but better and with more money, but sometimes like us normal losers celebrities will...

New Orleans Free-Jazz Funeral Enters Eighteenth Hour

New Orleans, the city known for originating Jazz music, originally called either Jass or Jizm (this is true) is also known for...

Meet the Spooky-AF Ghosts of UCSC

UC Santa Cruz rests high amongst the fog-wrapped conifers of coastal California, and has done so for some 55 years. In its long history, many souls have settled within its borders, trapped within by the school’s labyrinth of paths and the fact that the Metro Bus only comes through once an hour. Encounters with unexplained entities, creatures, and phenomena have rattled the bones and tingled the spines of UCSC students for decades, and tales of the supernatural waft through the misty air like stank weed at a frat bash. Many believe that the school’s supernatural suffusion comes...

Declassified Documents Reveal Former President Gerald Ford was “Extremely Hung”

Newly leaked FBI documents containing graphic photographs, internal memos, and eye witness accounts chronicle a decades-long cover up of President Gerald Ford’s “humongous” member. According to one 1972 report, it was a “true battering ram,” measuring up to several feet and “constantly erect”. Focus groups’ reactions to footage of Ford clumsily attempting to navigate narrow hallways led the FBI to declare the lengthy presidential pecker was “one more national embarrassment than the White House could handle,” post-Watergate.  Millions of dollars were spent on custom khakis with an extra leg...

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Democrats Introduce “Straight Panic Defense” to “Get Even”

In response to the homophobic “Gay and Transgender Panic Defense” that allows straight men to get away with murder for being hit...

FRL! Spam Mail

Since everything seems to be online lately, we here at FRL! have been making a lot of new friends online! Oh boy are the people there nice, all they want to do is give us juicy data leaks, give us free blood money, have sex with us and improve our website! Here are some of our most fun new friends we've made and our responses to them. If you'd like to be one of our great FRL! Friends™ please don't hesitate and email us at fishraplive at gmail dot com!

Our Top 5 Fake Name Meanings For When Relatives Ask About Little Lakynn’s Special Name

Congratulations! You’re expecting a little bundle of joy. And to fit your unique specific spiderweb design of a child, you need a...

FRL! Investigates: Covid Self-Tester Administrators

Recently, an unnamed and unpaid intern at FRL! was sent to interview one of the self-test administrators on campus after multiple reports...

New Three-State Solution Promising Lead in Middle East Peace

Israel and Palestine, they really are the Mark and Donny Wahlberg of the Middle East. Two very macho brothers that just can't...

Nurse Getting Real Fucking Tired of COVID Patient With Autoerotic Asphyxiation Fetish

“God fucking damn it George,” said St. Elmo resident nurse Brets Andrets for what must be the god fucking damn zillionth time...

Strapped for Cash, UCSC Initiates Giving Day Stage 2: Taking Day

By all measures, Giving Day 2020 was a rousing success. That is, all measurements except those of the UC Santa Cruz Administration,...

BREAKING: Old Man Wins Election

While many analysts predicted that it could take days or even hours to determine the outcome of the 2020 election, FRL is...