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Georgia Takes Reopening Too Far, Accidentally Building 20 New Denny’s Restaurants

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“At first we just meant to just play around with wood and tools since we hadn’t been outside for a while, and...
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Manager Review – Ted Klipner, By Adam Sandler

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Hello my adoring fans, its ME, adam stanler, probalby better known by the ladies as the SEXIST man alive. I would review...
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Charlie Sheen Has Vietnam Scene Flashback

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Recently, actor Charlie Sheen who has described his attitude towards life and his HIV diagnosis as positive, revealed in an interview that...
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Face Mask Prevents Courtesy Smile, Man Takes A Stand

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The Courtesy Smile is an evil, whose swift ubiquitous destruction would bring about public rejoice, 30-day cruise ship festivals, and worldwide cease-fires....
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How I am Staying Safe and Sane: A Coronavirus Essay by Shirley Wassan

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It’s been hard finding that human connection during this time, as a responsible citizen I am socially distancing but lately I’ve been...
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Disease Review – Coronavirus, By Adam Sandler

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Dears reader, It’s me, adams sandler (you might remember me as handsome hunk #3 in your childhood dreams). Today...
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Apple Genius Bar Worker Exorcises Steve Jobs’ Ghost from Broken MacBook

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Deep in the cavernous crystal palace that is the Apple Store in the Stonestown Mall, aplace wandering travellers describe as shrouded in...
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FRL Investigates: Has the Mailman Always Been Hot?

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The debate is ongoing, and tensions are high.The residents of a certain two-story house in downtown Santa Cruz have come to an...
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