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Congratulations! You’re expecting a little bundle of joy. And to fit your unique specific spiderweb design of a child, you need a name that’ll stump Starbucks baristas the world over. Not to worry—the Internet, of course, has got you covered.
But hold on: what are you going to do when people ask you about their name? You can’t just say there’s no meaning, even though that’s obviously the case. You can’t admit to people that, despite cultures worldwide and across time spending months and even years choosing the most auspicious children’s names, you’ve decided...