Formerly relevant quiz repository and Lovecraftian incubus that generates clickbait and outrage Buzzfeed released another quiz, this time asking readers to fill out some questions to determine which member of the classic Staten Island hip-hop outfit they were most similar to. Using similar technology as other Buzzfeed quizzes that filters astrological sign information and opinions about breakfast through a NASA supercomputer to determine a scientifically accurate result, this quiz startled many with its results.
The supercomputer has determined that if you are taking Buzzfeed quizzes you probably “suck ass”, are an annoying young person with too much free time, have probably never even mixed crack cocaine and marijuana, and the Wu-Tang Clan wouldn’t be caught dead with you, let alone share any of your dumb personality traits.
The forlorn screen at the end of the quiz simply reads “You got: None! Even the shittiest member of the Wu-Tang Clan: Cappadonna, is a million times cooler than you will ever be”.