I WILL DRESS UP IN A COSTUME AND DISRUPT YOUR ZOOM MEETING TO HELP YOU ESCAPE

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Tired of waiting around for your BORING Zoom meeting or class to end already? My instant solution is guaranteed to get you out of those pesky meetings. I use a variety of distraction methods and convincing costumes from the Halloween Outlet near my house.

Hands up! You’ve been a bad, bad boy. I will dress up as a police officer and pretend to arrest you. Can’t attend a meeting from behind bars!

I will dress up as a professional wrestler and pretend to superslam you. Hard to participate in a meeting while you’re getting pinned down by a hunk like me!

Hyyyyya! I will dress up as a ninja and pretend to assassinate you with my badass authentic Zanpakutō Soul Slayer Katana I got from AnimeExpo. 

I will dress up as your sister’s annoying swedish kid and scream uncontrollably in the background. Meeting’s over!

I will dress up as animal control and scoop you up with my big net. You’ve been a good boy. Time to put you down. 

I will dress up as a feral raccoon covered in spaghetti sauce to run amok and I will get spaghetti sauce everywhere.