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Movie Review – NOTHING, by Adam Sandler

I am not in any new movies this christmas season so this is a courtesy WARNING to you: do NOT go to the movies this season because they are gonna be JUNK.

Oh No! I Left My Webcam On and Everyone On Zoom Can See Me...

Oh my god, this is sooo embarrassing! I can’t believe I left my webcam on during Zoom class! Everyone in Lit 180A:...

To My Dearest Dealer,

Nights grow colder and colder without your dank kush by my side. Looking back, I now realize that I didn’t appreciate you...

Opinion: 647,000 Die From Heart Disease Annually, THAT’S 646,999 TOO MANY!

A report from the World Health Organization recently confirmed that 647,000 Americans will die from heart disease annually. This is 646,999 too...

Pimple Poem

From whence do you come, dear pimple?  Are you a manifestation of a dirty soul, festering...