dad please love me

Dear Corporate Boneheads – Snacking is not a Lifestyle

I’m sick and tired of these aesthetically packaged snack foods with their out-of-touch corporate blurbs on the back: “You take snacking seriously....
wow he's so mysterious

We, the Physics Graduate Students, Hereby Officially Uninvite You From Our D&D Campaign

I am sorry to inform you that you just don’t have what it takes. As you know, Dungeons and Dragons is sacred...
that's a nine inch carrot

Opinion: Boycott Frozen 2

Walt Disney’s Frozen 2, the aptly-named sequel to Walt Disney’s Frozen 1, was announced in early 2019, to great excitement and mirth...
me (hopefully soon)

When Will The Rock Come to Save Me?

Everything I’ve been taught has led me to believe that when I’m in danger, The Rock will show up to save me....

MAN VS. CRIBS

It’s been years since I’ve gotten here. Back in 2007 I first entered the halls of Lil Bling’s palatial house as a...