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To My Dearest Dealer,

Nights grow colder and colder without your dank kush by my side. Looking back, I now realize that I didn’t appreciate you...

Opinion: 647,000 Die From Heart Disease Annually, THAT’S 646,999 TOO MANY!

A report from the World Health Organization recently confirmed that 647,000 Americans will die from heart disease annually. This is 646,999 too...

Pimple Poem

From whence do you come, dear pimple?  Are you a manifestation of a dirty soul, festering...

Ode to a Lost Juul

O! The wasted and fleeting moments that we shared together meant so much. I was the...

Shitting is Hard

Dorms are all fun or whatever, but MAN, finding the right time to poop while living in them is grueling. You gotta...