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MAN VS. CRIBS

It’s been years since I’ve gotten here. Back in 2007 I first entered the halls of Lil Bling’s palatial house as a...

1980s Movies Are Bullshit

by Enraged Cocaine Dealer My name is Ferdinand Silverio and I don’t appreciate my noble profession of cocaine merchant...

LET US TRY THE 9/10 JUNGLE JUICE

The 9/10 dining hall is being renovated, including a full renovation of their dish room. Because of this, students must eat with...

Are you Reeeaallly Sick?

Well it’s officially winter which means it’s now okay for me to pretend to be sick. I would easily actually be sick,...

Julia’s Reminders as We Start Finals

Hello there. As the quarter winds down, I would just like to say a few things on the subject of appropriate behavior....