Dear Corporate Boneheads – Snacking is not a Lifestyle
I’m sick and tired of these aesthetically packaged snack foods with their out-of-touch corporate blurbs on the back: “You take snacking seriously....
We, the Physics Graduate Students, Hereby Officially Uninvite You From Our D&D Campaign
I am sorry to inform you that you just don’t have what it takes. As you know, Dungeons and Dragons is sacred...
When Will The Rock Come to Save Me?
Everything I’ve been taught has led me to believe that when I’m in danger, The Rock will show up to save me....
MAN VS. CRIBS
It’s been years since I’ve gotten here. Back in 2007 I first entered the halls of Lil Bling’s palatial house as a...
1980s Movies Are Bullshit
by Enraged Cocaine Dealer
My name is Ferdinand Silverio and I don’t appreciate my noble profession of cocaine merchant...