MAN VS. CRIBS
It’s been years since I’ve gotten here. Back in 2007 I first entered the halls of Lil Bling’s palatial house as a...
We, the Physics Graduate Students, Hereby Officially Uninvite You From Our D&D Campaign
I am sorry to inform you that you just don’t have what it takes. As you know, Dungeons and Dragons is sacred...
Dear Corporate Boneheads – Snacking is not a Lifestyle
I’m sick and tired of these aesthetically packaged snack foods with their out-of-touch corporate blurbs on the back: “You take snacking seriously....
LET US TRY THE 9/10 JUNGLE JUICE
The 9/10 dining hall is being renovated, including a full renovation of their dish room. Because of this, students must eat with...
Ode to a Lost Juul
O! The wasted and fleeting moments
that we shared together meant so much.
I was the...