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I’m Transcending the Picket Line

Okay...it’s like. Don’t get me wrong. I am a Communist. I’ve gone to a Platypus meeting. I send my TA weird emails...

To My Dearest Dealer,

Nights grow colder and colder without your dank kush by my side. Looking back, I now realize that I didn’t appreciate you...

Opinion: 647,000 Die From Heart Disease Annually, THAT’S 646,999 TOO MANY!

A report from the World Health Organization recently confirmed that 647,000 Americans will die from heart disease annually. This is 646,999 too...

Pimple Poem

From whence do you come, dear pimple?  Are you a manifestation of a dirty soul, festering...

1980s Movies Are Bullshit

by Enraged Cocaine Dealer My name is Ferdinand Silverio and I don’t appreciate my noble profession of cocaine merchant...