Opinion: 647,000 Die From Heart Disease Annually, THAT’S 646,999 TOO MANY!

A report from the World Health Organization recently confirmed that 647,000 Americans will die from heart disease annually. This is 646,999 too...

Jojo Rabbit Couldn’t Get Made Today

Political correctness has run amok. Younger readers may not remember the much different world of October 18, 2019,...
wow he's so mysterious

We, the Physics Graduate Students, Hereby Officially Uninvite You From Our D&D Campaign

I am sorry to inform you that you just don’t have what it takes. As you know, Dungeons and Dragons is sacred...
me (hopefully soon)

When Will The Rock Come to Save Me?

Everything I’ve been taught has led me to believe that when I’m in danger, The Rock will show up to save me....
dad please love me

Dear Corporate Boneheads – Snacking is not a Lifestyle

I’m sick and tired of these aesthetically packaged snack foods with their out-of-touch corporate blurbs on the back: “You take snacking seriously....