MAN VS. CRIBS

It’s been years since I’ve gotten here. Back in 2007 I first entered the halls of Lil Bling’s palatial house as a...
wow he's so mysterious

We, the Physics Graduate Students, Hereby Officially Uninvite You From Our D&D Campaign

I am sorry to inform you that you just don’t have what it takes. As you know, Dungeons and Dragons is sacred...
dad please love me

Dear Corporate Boneheads – Snacking is not a Lifestyle

I’m sick and tired of these aesthetically packaged snack foods with their out-of-touch corporate blurbs on the back: “You take snacking seriously....

LET US TRY THE 9/10 JUNGLE JUICE

The 9/10 dining hall is being renovated, including a full renovation of their dish room. Because of this, students must eat with...

Ode to a Lost Juul

O! The wasted and fleeting moments that we shared together meant so much. I was the...