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Ode to a Lost Juul

O! The wasted and fleeting moments that we shared together meant so much. I was the...

Opinion: The Only Pan-demic I Care About is This Great Sale on Sauciettes, Woks,...

By Justin Case, Pan Salesman Get on down to Justin Case’s Pan Warehouse today! There’s no reason why you...
me (hopefully soon)

When Will The Rock Come to Save Me?

Everything I’ve been taught has led me to believe that when I’m in danger, The Rock will show up to save me....

1980s Movies Are Bullshit

by Enraged Cocaine Dealer My name is Ferdinand Silverio and I don’t appreciate my noble profession of cocaine merchant...

Julia’s Reminders as We Start Finals

Hello there. As the quarter winds down, I would just like to say a few things on the subject of appropriate behavior....