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Ode to a Lost Juul

O! The wasted and fleeting moments that we shared together meant so much. I was the...

Shitting is Hard

Dorms are all fun or whatever, but MAN, finding the right time to poop while living in them is grueling. You gotta...

Jojo Rabbit Couldn’t Get Made Today

Political correctness has run amok. Younger readers may not remember the much different world of October 18, 2019,...

I’m Transcending the Picket Line

Okay...it’s like. Don’t get me wrong. I am a Communist. I’ve gone to a Platypus meeting. I send my TA weird emails...
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Dear Corporate Boneheads – Snacking is not a Lifestyle

I’m sick and tired of these aesthetically packaged snack foods with their out-of-touch corporate blurbs on the back: “You take snacking seriously....