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When Will The Rock Come to Save Me?

Everything I’ve been taught has led me to believe that when I’m in danger, The Rock will show up to save me....

MAN VS. CRIBS

It’s been years since I’ve gotten here. Back in 2007 I first entered the halls of Lil Bling’s palatial house as a...

1980s Movies Are Bullshit

by Enraged Cocaine Dealer My name is Ferdinand Silverio and I don’t appreciate my noble profession of cocaine merchant...

LET US TRY THE 9/10 JUNGLE JUICE

The 9/10 dining hall is being renovated, including a full renovation of their dish room. Because of this, students must eat with...