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I’m Transcending the Picket Line

Okay...it’s like. Don’t get me wrong. I am a Communist. I’ve gone to a Platypus meeting. I send my TA weird emails...

Ode to a Lost Juul

O! The wasted and fleeting moments that we shared together meant so much. I was the...

Jojo Rabbit Couldn’t Get Made Today

Political correctness has run amok. Younger readers may not remember the much different world of October 18, 2019,...

Shitting is Hard

Dorms are all fun or whatever, but MAN, finding the right time to poop while living in them is grueling. You gotta...

LET US TRY THE 9/10 JUNGLE JUICE

The 9/10 dining hall is being renovated, including a full renovation of their dish room. Because of this, students must eat with...