Pimple Poem

From whence do you come, dear pimple?  Are you a manifestation of a dirty soul, festering...

I’m Transcending the Picket Line

Okay...it’s like. Don’t get me wrong. I am a Communist. I’ve gone to a Platypus meeting. I send my TA weird emails...
dad please love me

Dear Corporate Boneheads – Snacking is not a Lifestyle

I’m sick and tired of these aesthetically packaged snack foods with their out-of-touch corporate blurbs on the back: “You take snacking seriously....

Shitting is Hard

Dorms are all fun or whatever, but MAN, finding the right time to poop while living in them is grueling. You gotta...
wow he's so mysterious

We, the Physics Graduate Students, Hereby Officially Uninvite You From Our D&D Campaign

I am sorry to inform you that you just don’t have what it takes. As you know, Dungeons and Dragons is sacred...