MAN VS. CRIBS

It’s been years since I’ve gotten here. Back in 2007 I first entered the halls of Lil Bling’s palatial house as a...

1980s Movies Are Bullshit

by Enraged Cocaine Dealer My name is Ferdinand Silverio and I don’t appreciate my noble profession of cocaine merchant...

LET US TRY THE 9/10 JUNGLE JUICE

The 9/10 dining hall is being renovated, including a full renovation of their dish room. Because of this, students must eat with...