This week, the prominent satirical paper and hang out spot for Del Taco™ enthusiasts, Fishrap Live!, was hacked and humiliated, sending ripples throughout the internet community. Leaks from the University of California indicate that FRL was the first organization, entity, living creature, or sentient being to fall for their devious and extremely costly phishing operation. This phishing operation preys upon the hopes of college students of finding a stable or well-paying job after throwing fistfuls of 100 dollar bills to the University of California for 4 years, through the use of fake emails from ingratiating employers. Below shows the absolutely mortifyingly stupid phishing email that critics are saying finally “outphished the un-phishable Phishrap Live!”
to fishraplive, fishing.love, fishhead.band, fishbone_liver, fistful.now, finchtap.live, fartfart.stink
I am John Stevens , local hiring manager at fun Times inc. a very fun and easy company you want to work for. I need your help so badly at this moment, to fill the Empty Position for the job which you will be hired for immediately when you are reading this.
We require someone of your skillset in our Geographic location to train for work and the job and you must hurry to response quickly for their are many eligible candidates in your location.
thE Position will require you to work for 1.5 hours a day for 3 days week and a weekly payment of $6,503 to your checking account you have linked below.
Direct deposit will require you to submit the following information to our Technicational operator designer:
CITY YOUR MOTHER WAS BORN IN:
NAME OF YOUR DECEASED CHILDHOOD PET:
PICTURE OF YOUR BIG TOES:
CHECKING ACCOUNT NUMBER:
If you can not submit these go fuck yourself. Thank you for your Understanding
Great company inc