Face Mask Prevents Courtesy Smile, Man Takes A Stand
The Courtesy Smile is an evil, whose swift ubiquitous destruction would bring about public rejoice, 30-day cruise ship festivals, and worldwide cease-fires....
Apple Genius Bar Worker Exorcises Steve Jobs’ Ghost from Broken MacBook
Deep in the cavernous crystal palace that is the Apple Store in the Stonestown Mall, aplace wandering travellers describe as shrouded in...
After Traumatic Desert Island Experience Man Sees All People As Legs of Mutton
After being trapped on a remote South Pacific island unknown to humanity except for allof the people that used to live there...
Quentin Tarantino To Direct, Star In Five Hour Long Final Film
Almost a year after the release of Brad Pitt fan fiction “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood,” director Quentin Tarantino announced he...
Scientists Wondering if Arctic Explorer Wants to Be Eaten After Signing Up for Third...
Wealthy arctic expedition benefactor T. Crutchley Jonasfield has recently cast doubtson expeditioneer and adventurizer Crosby Hatchett, who after having survived twodoomed arctic...