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“Frodo Should Have Reasoned With Sauron,” Says Joe Biden At Tara Reade Presser

During Joe Biden’s press conference, which was supposed to address the sexual assault allegations of Tara Reade, the democratic nominee delivered a...

New Research Shows Plastic Bag to Be Most Effective Face Mask Material, Blocking 100...

Following months of gruelling research at the national institute for advanced mouth studies, top mouth scientists have found that a simple plastic...

Surfers Eagerly Await “Second, Larger Wave” Predicted By CDC Director

“Brah, when I heard there was going to be a big wave, I did what I always do when I see a...

5 Years After Obergefell v. Hodges, Local Man Still Lives in Fear of Getting...

In 2015, the Supreme Court ruled that marriage is a right for all couples, regardless of gender. This decision met a variety...

Face Mask Prevents Courtesy Smile, Man Takes A Stand

The Courtesy Smile is an evil, whose swift ubiquitous destruction would bring about public rejoice, 30-day cruise ship festivals, and worldwide cease-fires....