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Man Watching Pawn Stars Comes Dangerously Close to Learning Something

Half-awake and in a stupor induced by eating a family size bag of Fritos without a family, local loser Al Breeflegorb came...
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REGION CULTIVATING ARTISINAL BATHTUB-TO-TABLE METH INDUSTRY

Long called the “Jewel of the State” by wily, old west land prospectors intent on selling gullible east-coasters valueless patches of desert,...

A Gamer will be Next Pope, Says Pope

Pope Francis announced Thursday in a Vatican press meeting that the next Pope will be a gamer. With the rise of a...

Study: Half of UCSC Students Just Hikers Who Got Lost

The National Association of Professors Partaking in Information Gathering (NAPPING) has released shocking results about the students of UC Santa Cruz: half...

Freshman Comedian Bombs At Open Mic Night

According to sources, Nick, a freshman at UCSC who considers himself “a pretty funny guy,” bombed at Open Mic Night the other...