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Billy Joel Releases Five Hundred Hour Sequel To “We Didn’t Start The Fire,” “We...

Yesterday former Atilla vocalist Billy Joel, perhaps better known by his superhero alter ego Piano Man, after he was bitten by the...

Papa John Predicts the End of Pizza

Drawing from recently unveiled ancient Italian artifacts, leading Pizzaologist and frequent racist John “Papa” Schnattner has revealed that within the next six...

FOOTBALL!

Those randy footballsmen! They sure love bowls! Super Bowls! I love to football! We consulted a passionate 49ers fan and a guy...

Surfers Eagerly Await “Second, Larger Wave” Predicted By CDC Director

“Brah, when I heard there was going to be a big wave, I did what I always do when I see a...

Larive Gets Lost

            “It can’t be that far to the admin office,” said a jet-lagged and “RIP Sammy the Slug” t-shirt clad Cynthia Larive as she...