Biden Bans Drilling, Pounding, Smashing on Federal Land
“Y’all nasty,” said a newly inaugurated President Biden moments after taking office in his first address to the nation. “You think I...
Biden Administration to Reform Drone Program by Affixing Speakers Playing Pete Seeger to Them
After receiving essentially no criticism for his selection as Director of National Intelligence, Avril Haines, who claims to “speak truth to power”...
“It’s Like We’re Living in a Banana Republic”, Says Nordstrom Employee
“I can’t believe what’s going on in here,” said local Nordstrom manager, Lauren Ralph, upon walking in and seeing her employees recklessly...
New Letterboxd Update!
Hello, obnoxious film students and people with a cultish reverence for Disney who give everything five stars, at Letterboxd we’ve heard your...