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BREAKING: Old Man Wins Election

While many analysts predicted that it could take days or even hours to determine the outcome of the 2020 election, FRL is...

In A Radical Move, Trader Joe’s Endorses Joe Biden

 In a historic move, popular grocery store chain Trader Joe’s changes its name to Trader Joe Biden in anticipation of the upcoming...

Trump Maintains Stance that Ballots Should Not Be Counted After Election Day, Claiming that...

In a late night press conference in the White House on Monday, President Trump reaffirmed his stated opinion that no ballots should...

Copyright Infringement Hornets discovered in Santa Cruz

The discovery of a newly-invasive species of insect, dubbed the Copyright Infringement Hornet, is causing quite the buzz around Santa Cruz County....