Roommate’s New Dog Just Fat Raccoon
Emily’s new dog isn’t like other dogs—it’s a fat-ass raccoon. When the 20-year old literature major was prescribed an emotional support animal...
Catholic Church Urges Social Distancing from Wagons of Plague Dead Being Paraded Through Streets
In a Papal edict from Pope Francis that breaks from the Catholic tradition of treating infectious disease with magic water, close...
Nurse Getting Real Fucking Tired of COVID Patient With Autoerotic Asphyxiation Fetish
“God fucking damn it George,” said St. Elmo resident nurse Brets Andrets for what must be the god fucking damn zillionth time...
5 Years After Obergefell v. Hodges, Local Man Still Lives in Fear of Getting...
In 2015, the Supreme Court ruled that marriage is a right for all couples, regardless of gender. This decision met a variety...