New Three-State Solution Promising Lead in Middle East Peace
Israel and Palestine, they really are the Mark and Donny Wahlberg of the Middle East. Two very macho brothers that just can't...
Nurse Getting Real Fucking Tired of COVID Patient With Autoerotic Asphyxiation Fetish
“God fucking damn it George,” said St. Elmo resident nurse Brets Andrets for what must be the god fucking damn zillionth time...
Strapped for Cash, UCSC Initiates Giving Day Stage 2: Taking Day
By all measures, Giving Day 2020 was a rousing success. That is, all measurements except those of the UC Santa Cruz Administration,...
BREAKING: Old Man Wins Election
While many analysts predicted that it could take days or even hours to determine the outcome of the 2020 election, FRL is...
In A Radical Move, Trader Joe’s Endorses Joe Biden
In a historic move, popular grocery store chain Trader Joe’s changes its name to Trader Joe Biden in anticipation of the upcoming...