PETE BUTTIGIEG DECLARES HIMSELF HOT
Shortly after prematurely declaring victory in the Iowa Caucus, Mayor “Petering In The Polls” Buttigieg declared himself “Hot”. Tweeted Buttigieg, “I’m a...
Brock Lesnar Dominates Dental Assistant Gig
It’s only been two weeks at his new job, but ex-WWE star Brock Lesnar is kicking ass and taking names in his...
Goodwill Officially Becomes Outlet Strictly for Half-Marathon Finisher T-Shirts
Anyone who shops at thrift stores understand the gamble that is involved. You will always end up sacrificing time for threaded glory....
#VANLIFE Couple Loses Thousands of Followers When Forced to Trade for Mom’s 2002 Saturn...
One of the 1,600 insta-famous #vanlife couples has recently taken a hit to their following. “I really didn’t think giving up our...
Campus to Build Moving Sidewalk in Quarry Plaza
With a new way to ignore clubs and student groups trying to pass flyers out in Quarry plaza, campus forgets all about...