Brock Lesnar Dominates Dental Assistant Gig

by sports panelist Chris Sheehan and new UFC fanatic Julia Neal

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It’s only been two weeks at his new job, but ex-WWE star Brock Lesnar is kicking ass and taking names in his up-and-coming dental career. This new job entails handing tools to the dentist, explaining proper floss procedure, and helping sedate patients who needs surgery. “Really, it comes down to my passion. From the first punch I landed, I knew I was born to break someone’s jaw for the sake of reconstructive surgery. It was destiny.” One patient disclosed that they had broken four ribs due to Lesnar performing the wrestling move entitled the “BrockLock”. Currently, Lesnar is facing multiple felon charges of assault for said procedures, and a solid 4-star rating on Yelp.