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Stephen Breyer Already Made Merch in Anticipation of Becoming Next Big Feminist Icon

“So what? You’re telling me that Kagan and Sotomayor just get to skip the line for the next feminist icon because they’re...

Declassified Documents Reveal Former President Gerald Ford was “Extremely Hung”

Newly leaked FBI documents containing graphic photographs, internal memos, and eye witness accounts chronicle a decades-long cover up of President Gerald Ford’s...

New Three-State Solution Promising Lead in Middle East Peace

Israel and Palestine, they really are the Mark and Donny Wahlberg of the Middle East. Two very macho brothers that just can't...

Nurse Getting Real Fucking Tired of COVID Patient With Autoerotic Asphyxiation Fetish

“God fucking damn it George,” said St. Elmo resident nurse Brets Andrets for what must be the god fucking damn zillionth time...

Strapped for Cash, UCSC Initiates Giving Day Stage 2: Taking Day

By all measures, Giving Day 2020 was a rousing success. That is, all measurements except those of the UC Santa Cruz Administration,...