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Bill Gates Comes Clean About Scandalous Affair with Jeff Bezos

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Though Bill and Melinda Gates only announced their divorce this month, it seems that this decision was not as sudden as the public was led to believe. A series of raunchy texts between Gates and the CEO of Amazon, Jeff Bezos, was leaked this week which shed light on the recent divorces of these two billionaires. Bill Gates agreed to tell Fish Rap Live! the details and clear the air on this scandal. “Melinda and I had been going through a rough patch as far back as 2019. At the time, we were separated...
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