Son who doesn’t complain about his mother’s nagging to do chores deemed “simp” by...
Fresno, CA; 3:35 PM
According to numerous sources, at 3:35 PM on Thursday, April 16, local brother and resident...
Democrats Introduce “Straight Panic Defense” to “Get Even”
In response to the homophobic “Gay and Transgender Panic Defense” that allows straight men to get away with murder for being hit...
Larive Gets Lost
“It
can’t be that far to the admin office,” said a jet-lagged and “RIP Sammy the
Slug” t-shirt clad Cynthia Larive as she...
Meet the Spooky-AF Ghosts of UCSC
UC Santa Cruz rests high amongst the fog-wrapped conifers of coastal California, and has done so for some 55 years. In its...
New Orleans Free-Jazz Funeral Enters Eighteenth Hour
New Orleans, the city known for originating Jazz music, originally called either Jass or Jizm (this is true) is also known for...