Celebrities, we love ’em. They’re like regular people but better and with more money, but sometimes like us normal losers celebrities will succumb to the march of time.
We all know Frank Sinatra as the golden voiced musical icon that bravely defied stereotypes of Italian-Americans by only being a little mobbed up. In his prime he was a handsome, normal looking person…
But, as of 2020 he seems to have morphed into this grey rectangle with his name on it. I know some people age poorly, but jeez!
Marilyn Monroe, the beloved actress known for being on douchebags’ shirts was once the most famous person in Hollywood and was married to famous Witch Hunting advocate Arthur Miller.
But now, in 2020, while the actress’ hourglass figure hasn’t gone away, she seems to be trapped in some kind of urn, like a loser!
Herman Cain was once America’s favorite also-ran, a Presidential candidate known for his infected-with-a-brain-worm-esque demeanor and lovable Pizza-based solutions to America’s problems.
This year, an embarrasing snapshot of Cain naked and sleeping at home surfaced. I think he’s seen better days!