NEW FASHION ARRIVALS
Umbrellas at just the right height to hit you in the Fucking Eye!
Biodegradable Paper Ponchos
Nuggs Boots
ASSC Hoodies
IN:
The one guy in a T-shirt and shorts who says “It’s not cold”
Two pairs of leggings at once
“Mystery Sacks” what’s under the beanie?
Patagonia everything
Fabric Trench Coats (not making fun of y’all, they look great!)
Tour guide hoodies
Fake Fur
Real Fur
The one coat you bought because you thought Santa Cruz would be temperate and consistent and now you have to wear it every day but it’s getting smelly from overuse but the last time you washed it the colors bled so now you’re in need of a second and you’ll go…
OUT
Anything that doesn’t keep you warm and toasty, that means you freshmen. It gets COLD and DAMP
