WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL TALKING?

What debate topic are you bringing up at Thanksgiving dinner?

“If global warming is real, then WHY IS THE TURKEY UNDERCOOKED, MOM??

Garrett Gungler

4th year, ENVS

“Andrew Yang should give $1000 a month to just me and no one else”

Shellie Krampps

1st Year, Economics

“Is it possible to live ethically if the mere act of living necessitates harming others?” 

Pete McDrelvis

5th Year, Philosophy

“Does anyone want potatoes?”

Mom

23rd Year, Birth Studies