Holiday Scratch n’ Sniff

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Torrey Wormson

Coming in at a towering 5'2", Torrey uses her intimidating stature to report on local happenings by getting a bird's eye view. In her free time, Torrey also raises, breeds, eats, snorts, steams, trains, races, genetically modifies, washes, decorates, snatches, fights with, experiments on, dreams about, defenestrates, worships, and sells worms.

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