We Hear You: The Government Needs a Rebrand. So We Updated our Agency Seals for a New Generation.

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Hello civilians. My name is US Department of Departmental Affairs Director T.D. Smackers. It has been brought to my attention that many of today’s youth consider the US government to be ‘unhip’ and ‘full of goddamn boomers’. Well I’m here today to tell you that we understand, and we have heard your concerns. As such, our Bureau hired a team of experts well-versed in youth communications to bring you our new and improved government agency seals. Welcome to Democracy, Reimagined. Can you stop asking about the black sites now please?